The Way of the Dodgeball
Do not scurry.
Do not dodge.
Do not run about and flail your arms.
Remain firmly planted.
Rest your hands in your pockets to show the enemy that you do not fear him.
His attacks will fly over and around.
But you shall not be touched.
When the battle has ceased, you shall be counted among the victorious.
And you shall not be tired.
That made me laugh out loud!
How did that work out for him? Doesn’t he know the 5 D’s in dodgeball? Dogde, Duck, Dip, Dive, and Dodge!
He doesn’t need any Ds. He’s a ninja.
He was one of the few who never got hit. I guess it works for him!
I think we should adopt Jonah’s dodgeball philosphy for our life philosophy. Anything that makes me not tired, I’m up for givining it a shot.
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